Britta always told me her agency wouldn't be a good fit for me...

Britta: one for the intern annals
me: oh no
you have an intern? poor thing
Britta: he bought a crepe maker and a case of nutella
and is currently in the kitchen making crepes for the entire agency
me: what?
why?
Britta: "its my last day, just wanted to thank the office"
like, words i cannot summon
he was also the one who has worn a suit every day


[...]


Britta: jesus christ
not only is it crepe intern day
there are two white purebred pigeons in the office
me: what?
Britta: there are two albino pigeons
in [agency redacted]
right now
flying around